Scheckisms
by john scheck
Ever
notice that when celebrities do stuff for charity it’s always something really
cool that normal slobs like us never get to do? Stuff like a black tie charity
ball or a classic car rally or whatever. Just send in a check and shut your pie
hole about the fact that you have enough money to piss away on any damn thing. Jesus,
they must do a lot of yoga to be flexible enough to pat themselves on the back
like that. So that’s why I never give money to people collecting at my door
because where’s my all-you-can-eat buffet? I try to tell them that but slamming
the door only takes like a second or two.
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