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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Thought for the Day

by john scheck
Ever notice that when celebrities do stuff for charity it’s always something really cool that normal slobs like us never get to do? Stuff like a black tie charity ball or a classic car rally or whatever. Just send in a check and shut your pie hole about the fact that you have enough money to piss away on any damn thing. Jesus, they must do a lot of yoga to be flexible enough to pat themselves on the back like that. So that’s why I never give money to people collecting at my door because where’s my all-you-can-eat buffet? I try to tell them that but slamming the door only takes like a second or two.

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