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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Relief is on the Way!

I’m in the early stages of development of a new product to help get a shitty song out of your head.  It’s a detergent/laxative for your brain to wash/flush away terrible melodies that you can’t stop humming. It will come in two varieties: regular and extra strength for heinous stuff like Kung Fu Fighting and anything by Huey Lewis. Side effects may include amnesia, seizures, speech disorder, intestinal bleeding, stroke, and vomiting but I think that we can all agree that this is a small price to pay. Pre-order today!

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