I’m
in the early stages of development of a new product to help get a shitty song out
of your head. It’s a detergent/laxative
for your brain to wash/flush away terrible melodies that you can’t stop
humming. It will come in two varieties: regular and extra strength for heinous
stuff like Kung Fu Fighting and anything by Huey Lewis. Side effects may
include amnesia, seizures, speech disorder, intestinal bleeding, stroke, and
vomiting but I think that we can all agree that this is a small price to pay.
Pre-order today!
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