A
lot of beasts in the animal kingdom not blessed with this feature probably think
that an opposable thumb is over-rated. I
may have felt the same right up until I injured my left hand. My question to
those loser animals without a working thumb is this: how do you unzip your
pants to take a leak? And don’t say to wear sweat pants because that is
cheating.
Someone suggested hiring a monkey.
I was going to say that I wouldn’t trust a monkey any
further* than I could throw one but I bet I could throw a monkey really far. I
have my own technique I developed back when dwarf tossing was still
fashionable. The trick is to grab them by one ankle and spin around like they
do in the hammer throw in the Olympics.
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