About

Warning: If you don't think that my stuff is funny it probably only means that you're a normal, well-adjusted person...or maybe you're just too stupid to get my jokes. Let's not immediately rule out stupidity. Either it's not you, it's me, or it's not me, it's you.

I live in Valencia, Spain (the Ruzafa neighborhood or as it is called in Spanish [at least by me] el umbligo del universo). Before that I lived in downtown Seattle (actually the Uptown area of lower Queen Anne). I lived in Athens, Greece (actually the Glyfada area) many years ago when I served in the U.S.A.F. and I have always wanted to return to the Mediterranean. Now I'm back. My great-grandfather was born in Soller, Majorca (I'm not sure about the neighborhood). My grandfather was born in Nîmes, France.  This is the place of my roots or at least pretty darn close. 

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Hate mail, hangover cures, court summonses, and meatloaf recipes can be sent to me at:

leftbanker at gmail 

About 2005 on Mount Rainier

(notice the lack of spandex shorts)