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Friday, May 29, 2020

Impossible to Underestimate

It’s taken me three years of having him as president, but I’ve finally pinned down what is unique about him: he’s impossible to underestimate. No matter how frightening (appalling, inexcusable, dangerous, dim-witted, thoughtless, arrogant, et cetera) his behavior is, it will get worse. It always does.

By any sane and rational measure, Trump’s handling of the pandemic has been disastrous, lethal, and cartoonish—if I can use that word to describe 100,000 dead thus far—and we are nowhere near being out of the woods. In fact, due to his incompetence, the U.S. seems to be wandering right back into the woods, as infection rates are rising in many areas.

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

In Honor of Fuckface Von Clownstick

Feckless (adjective) - lacking initiative or strength of character; irresponsible and lacking determination.

Example: He regarded Trump as feckless and irresponsible.

Synonyms: incompetent, irresponsible, useless, hopeles.

A new example of “feckless” could be a president, who in the midst of a pandemic that has already claimed 100,000 American lives, says that his Democratic opponent is being “politically correct” because Biden wears a mask in public.

“I’m beginning to believe that he isn’t even a real doctor.”

I can’t remember where I came across it, but I read this hilarious comment on a YouTube video detailing one of Fuckface Von Clownstick’s idiocies.