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Tuesday, January 30, 2024

The Nightmare

It was sexy pajama party night at the Omega Mega Gamma OMG sorority house and all the young ladies were clad in their skimpiest nighties, all of them crowded around the warm fire as they watched a horror movie on the big screen. They were counting on the safety in numbers hypothesis to keep them from the wrath of a serial killer stalking the campus, a fiend who’d ended the lives of four young women so far with no leads in the case.

An hour into the film, right when the first sexy coed was walking down into the basement to retrieve her laundry where the ghoul is hiding in wait, the screen on the TV went blank.

“Not now, this is the best part,” Cindy squealed.

Candy looked at her phone.

“What the fuck? I don’t have any service.”

The other girls checked their gadgets. The cable was out meaning no TV, and no internet or phone service.

“This is the same thing that happened at the Mega Smegma house, right before Jen was murdered,” Cassie said, secretly thinking that the death of one of her sorority sisters would be a small price to pay to get her Instagram working again.

Just then, they all heard the front door crash open and slam shut violently. Tammy ran into the room in hysterics, bleeding from her neck.

“A man just tried to kill me. He stabbed me with a knife and tried to rip off my shirt,” Tammy said, forcing the words out through her sobs.

“That’s tragic, Tammy, but we have our own crisis going on right now that’s way more important than your little drama,” Candy shouted. “We don’t have phone or internet service.”

“Oh my god!” Tammy screeched as she applied direct pressure to her wound. “What are we going to do?”

Thursday, August 03, 2023

Piano Practice Challenge 02AUG23

In which I try to shame myself into putting more effort into my playing. In intervals of thirty minutes using my kitchen timer, I will practice three one hour a day for one week. What sort of improvement will I experience? I have a birthday coming up and I want to have something approaching a six pack in the abdomen department, be half-finished with my latest writing project, and make some sort of leap forward on the piano.


Saturday, June 24, 2023

Be the Cool Kid Who Reads the Book First, Then Watches the Series: La Fronter Saga by John Scheck

 Purchase La Frontera Saga , by John Scheck.


Attention Netflix, or Amazon Prime, or Hulu: Here's your next hit series. La Frontera Saga's simple, yet insanely relevant premise could be the stuff of legend, and maybe even affect real change in a violent world where terror and murder and anarchy reign supreme--in this case the Mexican drug trade.

Diego is a cool, urbane, and yet bold Spaniard raised in the egalitarian Spanish society where violent crime is relatively non-existent, where there's little violence despite having the largest illicit drug trade in Europe because of its many beach resort towns to which millions of Europeans flock in search of fun, sun, and nightlife decadence where drugs are consumed so profligately. Spain's social-democratic economy has leveled the playing field enough that abject poverty is rare, as it is typically in abjectly poor places where violent crime springs. Despite the fact Spain's drug trade is extensive, there's little or no violence attached to it.

Diego hustles in Benidorm, one of Spain's hottest coastal resort towns, selling drugs and also providing luxury accommodations for those who can afford such things. In the course of his hustles he befriends vacationing (or exiled) Mexican narcotraficantes, one of whom is the most powerful drug lord in all Mexico as the head of the Sinaloa cartel, who sends his family to Benidorm for vacation and even manages to abscond himself to the city for some down time.

Diego befriends this man enough to posit a bold and brilliant plan on how to revolutionize the Mexican drug trade by both reducing the insane volume of murder and mayhem and also "spread the wealth" to the impoverished millions in Mexico, social-democratic style, using the vast wealth of the cartels acting as the government agent in leveling the playing field.

There's much more to La Frontera Saga than this. Although it has high-minded idealism at its core, it never presents this message sanctimoniously, nor does it dilute the entertainment value of the story. There's plenty of superbly drawn-up characters and plot lines to keep the reader obsessed with finishing every page with great gusto.

What makes the novel work is that Scheck's high-minded idealism is a truly realistic adventure as told throughout the story. It never falls into the tired old tropes about the Mexican drug trade, nor does it present the same dark and cynical view that "nothing ever changes," that if you live in Europe long enough, you realize that its egalitarian, social-democratic cultures (Denmark, France, Germany, Spain, et al.) all sprung, slowly and with great pain, from the abject lowest of low. For instance, Spain created this amazing culture after emerging from years of fascist rule that made it one of the poorest countries in Europe; today it isn't perfect in Spain, but her people live well, safe and prosperous, and with little signs of the massive wealth divide seen in Mexico, and certainly without the insane violence and unbridled criminality in that country.

My point being, it is entirely possible to affect change. European social democracies sprung from first unequal societies dominated by royals, then in some cases fascists and other failed forms of self-governance and bad economic policies, and anyone living in these countries today can clearly see how far they've come the last 70 years. Why not do the same in Mexico? Someone just has to have the visionary ideas and boldness to make it happen, then to convince the people it is in their best interest to be more altruistic and cooperative. That is Diego Valverde. And he's thinking big to transform Mexico.

I read this book so fast, and with such enthusiasm, that I lost an entire Saturday finishing it in one long read where I only paused to eat--and, you know, answer nature's calling. Other than that I read it constantly from end to end. Now how do I get people at Netflix, Hulu, et al. to get onboard? We have the next hit series.


- Goodreads review from Mr. Cool

Saturday, June 03, 2023

The Great Battle Not to Be Flushed in La Liga 2022-2023”


 After a mostly joyless season as a Valencia Club de Fútbol fan, the most exciting game of the season may be Sunday’s final match in what I’m calling “The Great Battle Not to Be Flushed in La Liga 2022-2023.”

 I can't ever remember being so invested in not seeing a train wreck happen before my very eyes, and I was a Chicago Cubs fan as a child, a shit team back then but they never got tossed out of MLB. To steal a good joke, it will be like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

 ¡Amunt València, Visca el València del nostre cor!

 The very last game this season of the Spanish La Liga has six clubs fighting separately not to be relegated with all final games to be played at the same hour on Sunday:


Celta de Vigo




Valencia C.F.


Elche C.F.     






RCD Espanyol