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Tuesday, January 30, 2024

The Nightmare

It was sexy pajama party night at the Omega Mega Gamma OMG sorority house and all the young ladies were clad in their skimpiest nighties, all of them crowded around the warm fire as they watched a horror movie on the big screen. They were counting on the safety in numbers hypothesis to keep them from the wrath of a serial killer stalking the campus, a fiend who’d ended the lives of four young women so far with no leads in the case.

An hour into the film, right when the first sexy coed was walking down into the basement to retrieve her laundry where the ghoul is hiding in wait, the screen on the TV went blank.

“Not now, this is the best part,” Cindy squealed.

Candy looked at her phone.

“What the fuck? I don’t have any service.”

The other girls checked their gadgets. The cable was out meaning no TV, and no internet or phone service.

“This is the same thing that happened at the Mega Smegma house, right before Jen was murdered,” Cassie said, secretly thinking that the death of one of her sorority sisters would be a small price to pay to get her Instagram working again.

Just then, they all heard the front door crash open and slam shut violently. Tammy ran into the room in hysterics, bleeding from her neck.

“A man just tried to kill me. He stabbed me with a knife and tried to rip off my shirt,” Tammy said, forcing the words out through her sobs.

“That’s tragic, Tammy, but we have our own crisis going on right now that’s way more important than your little drama,” Candy shouted. “We don’t have phone or internet service.”

“Oh my god!” Tammy screeched as she applied direct pressure to her wound. “What are we going to do?”

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