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Friday, September 28, 2012

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They say that we only regret the things in life that we don’t do but I'm guessing that America’s prison population of over 2.5 million would probably beg to differ.

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  1. Thank you. Now let's deconstruct "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." No, most of the time what doesn't kill you leaves you in a shredded pile of flesh with a barely functioning brain in a wheelchair in front of 24 Hour Jersey Shore on an endless loop on the tube. Then there's "No one's last words were ever, 'I wish I had spent more time in the office.'" What do you think Steve Jobs said, "Now, bring in the other redhead and the smaller donkey. Oh, and refresh my Kambuchatini." If he'd spent more time in the office, your GPS wouldn't be telling you that your house is in Lichtenstein.

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    1. I've taken a few swings at both of those phrases, either here or on Facebook.

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