What do you do if you’re at the store to buy rat poison and a
shovel when you realize it’s the last day before Halloween and you need to buy candy
for the kids?
1) Buy the candy
and leave the other ominous items on the shelf to spare the person at the cash
register any anxiety.
2) Pass on the
candy and pray that your house doesn’t get egged into the Stone Age for
stiffing the little neighborhood pricks on Halloween.
3) Buy all three
items because you aren’t some sort of fiend.
4) Double down on
#3 and pick up some duct tape and heavy garbage bags as well to really put the
cashier into a quandary.
P.S. Rat Poison & Halloween Candy would be a good name
for a punk rock band.
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