What do you do if you’re at the store to buy rat poison and a shovel when you realize it’s the last day before Halloween and you need to buy candy for the kids?
1) Buy the candy and leave the other ominous items on the shelf to spare the person at the cash register any anxiety.
2) Pass on the candy and pray that your house doesn’t get egged into the Stone Age for stiffing the little neighborhood pricks on Halloween.
3) Buy all three items because you aren’t some sort of fiend.
4) Double down on #3 and pick up some duct tape and heavy garbage bags as well to really put the cashier into a quandary.
P.S. Rat Poison & Halloween Candy would be a good name for a punk rock band.