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Friday, October 02, 2015

Just Another Day in Paradise

A young, heavily-armed white guy walks into a school…

I think that I just invented a new joke archetype.
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Yesterday will soon be known as “The day when that guy walked into a school and shot a bunch of kids.” That’s also what we’ll call the day before yesterday and the day before that.
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Question: How many more shootings will it take before we decide to do anything about it?

Answer: At least one more because we haven’t done shit so far, but the next one may just test the limit to our tolerance. Fingers crossed!
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Some asshole actually wrote this on Facebook:

Not sure what's worse: the shooting or the flood of gun control posts/tweets that follow.

Now don't get me wrong. I understand irony but not from gun nuts. Guns and hunting are fine but opposing every bit of anti-gun legislation just makes you a retarded twat (I chose those words carefully).

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