Pre-Resolutions

To Do List During Holidays:

1.    Major kitchen cleaning

2.   Get off big butt and ride bike mucho

3.   Practice piano

4.   Read something besides crime fiction trash

Not To Do List During Holidays:

1.    Drink all of gifted wine and cava by myself at home 

2. Eat all of gifted ham, salami, and other pork products

(Evidently, a lot of people think that I'm not getting enough alcohol and pork products in my diet.)