I was working at my friends’ bike
rental shop the other day and I was a bit bored. There is a white board on the
door to leave messages for customers (back in 5 minutes, closed for lunch,
taking a dump—for the love of god, please come back later, etc.) so I’ve been
thinking of other things to communicate to the public.
Top Ten Rejected
Messages for Front Door White Board
1.
Are you just gonna stand out there looking stupid, or are you gonna come in and
rent a damn bike?
2. Wanna know how kids get hooked on dope? By not riding bikes, that’s how.
3. Biking: it’s not just for poor people.
4. Take a good look in the mirror and tell me that you don’t need a bit of exercise.
5. Free map to Valencia’s best strip clubs with one day bike rental (glory hole maps available upon request).
6. Too fat and lazy to even consider riding a bike? Try our eScooters.
7. Rent a bike today! What the fuck else have you got to do?
8. Too drunk to drive? Ride a bike home.
9. Walking is for losers.
10. A bike is the only thing standing between you and a very early grave, amigo.
2. Wanna know how kids get hooked on dope? By not riding bikes, that’s how.
3. Biking: it’s not just for poor people.
4. Take a good look in the mirror and tell me that you don’t need a bit of exercise.
5. Free map to Valencia’s best strip clubs with one day bike rental (glory hole maps available upon request).
6. Too fat and lazy to even consider riding a bike? Try our eScooters.
7. Rent a bike today! What the fuck else have you got to do?
8. Too drunk to drive? Ride a bike home.
9. Walking is for losers.
10. A bike is the only thing standing between you and a very early grave, amigo.
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