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| Hag late for yoga |
Wow, what a moronic hag! Exactly what I pictured
in my head: 50-something over-privileged creep who probably screams at waitresses
who aren’t running fast enough for her. I'd bet $100 that’s she’s blaring
either Barbara Streisand or Yanni on her stereo. Here’s a news bulletin: if you're driving 20 minutes to exercise you are an eco-criminal. I only hope that
there was someone standing by to perform the Heimlich Maneuver after she
started choking to death on her own irony.
Why do all these people even live in Boulder if
they are going to be such raging assholes? The local eye-shitness news report
was perfectly dreadful, as you would expect. They began their story with
their own deeply-entrenched mindset and they didn't stop until their foregone conclusion was
settled. Just look at how they lead in to the story. “We all know that Boulder
can be a bike-friendly town but has the city gone too far? That’s what some
people are saying.” And by "some people" they mean a few cherry-picked douche
bags sitting on their fat asses inside their cars and one mildly-retarded reporter.
My question to the people of Boulder is this: why
aren’t more of you getting around on bikes? I would have asked every driver
waiting at the light how far they were going and wouldn’t it have been possible
to make the trip in foot or on a bike...and don't they notice that people on
bikes aren't stressing out and throwing temper tantrums.
I would also wager that most people who live in
Boulder rave about how cool and progressive it is to all of their former
friends back in Kansas or wherever the hell they come from. Cool is OK as long
as I don't have to wok up a sweat. Pseudo-progressives are so ridiculous. How
do you define pseudo-progressive? I would start by including anyone who drives
20 minutes to go to yoga yet claims to be a liberal.
And why is every cyclist they show wearing
spandex? No wonder so many people hate cyclists.
