-If gay Scout leaders have any first aid ideas on how
to stop a major shaving cut then I say bring them on. The bullshit the straight
ones taught us isn’t doing a thing right now.
-Speaking of Scouts, I wish that I had paid more
attention during the tourniquet merit badge class because I seem to remember
something about the down side of this medical procedure.
-Grabbing something out of the laundry basket to
staunch the blood flow wouldn’t you just know it that I picked the only shirt I
own that doesn’t make me look chubby.
-Maybe I should just spend the extra .50€ next time?
-I’ve seen videos of ISIS beheadings that weren’t this
messy.
