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Friday, July 10, 2015

Dispatches from Flip-Flop Nation

Allow me to preface this by saying that I shower regularly—I swear—but do you ever look down when you’re out in public and practically screech with terror at the state of your toe nails? ¡Yikes! Perhaps shoe shiners could do double duty as feet bathers.