A human being can live for up to two months without food and
3-5 days without water but if it’s past about 07:30 and I haven’t had a cup of
coffee there’s a very high probability that someone in my near vicinity won’t
survive. If I don’t resort to violence you can—at the very least—expect to hear
a polyglot and very profane aria coming from my kitchen as I inspect an empty
container.
For the good of all humanity I remembered to buy coffee this
morning. You're welcome.
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