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Monday, June 08, 2015

Un café, por favor.



A human being can live for up to two months without food and 3-5 days without water but if it’s past about 07:30 and I haven’t had a cup of coffee there’s a very high probability that someone in my near vicinity won’t survive. If I don’t resort to violence you can—at the very least—expect to hear a polyglot and very profane aria coming from my kitchen as I inspect an empty container.

For the good of all humanity I remembered to buy coffee this morning. You're welcome.

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