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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

How to Make a Lovely Holiday Wreath

You, too, can make this lovely Christmas wreath all by yourself. First, go to work and earn approximately 5. This should take the average person less time than it takes to read about last night's game in the newspaper which is probably the first thing you do at work anyway. Then take the money and go to one of the millions of Chinese variety stores in Valencia. Buy the wreath for approximately 5. You just saved yourself about eight hours of work and frustration by letting someone in a factory in the northern Chinese province of Hebei make the stupid wreath for you. Don't you feel relieved?

Tomorrow I’ll show you how to make a tasteful nativity scene using only empty beer cans, cigarette butts, and spent lotto tickets.

Merry Christmas and you're welcome.

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