You, too, can make this lovely
Christmas wreath all by yourself. First, go to work and earn approximately 5€. This should take the average
person less time than it takes to read about last night's game in the newspaper which is
probably the first thing you do at work anyway. Then take the money and go to
one of the millions of Chinese variety stores in Valencia. Buy the wreath for
approximately 5€. You just
saved yourself about eight hours of work and frustration by letting someone in
a factory in the northern Chinese province of Hebei make the stupid wreath for
you. Don't you feel relieved?
Tomorrow I’ll show you how to
make a tasteful nativity scene using only empty beer cans, cigarette butts, and
spent lotto tickets.
Merry Christmas and you're
welcome.
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