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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Bucket Lists Examined


  1. You're getting good at this! You just need a neck!

  2. You need a new name. Anonymous? Is that Greek or something?

  3. Dude. I think "bucket list" sounds stupid. But I did just finish one of the things on mine: publish a book. Sure, it was supposed to have been the great American novel in science fiction, and instead its a business & technology book. Wouldn't Twain be writing a blog if he were alive today?

  4. I wrote this after watching a few videos of young kids talking about their bucket lists. Most of is was shit they should already be doing instead of jerking off on YouTube dreaming about it. Incredibly modest stuff that they could do in a month if they worked at it.

    Sure, we all have things on our "to do" list or whatever the fuck it's called. We should all be working towards those things every day. It's not like I'm some self-help guru but any fool could come up with that advice.

    Congratulations on the book, dude. I never underestimated your smarts, but damn. My biggest regret in life is that I haven't been around all of my best friends. How cool would it be if we could go out and have a coffee once in a while? At least for me it would be. I'd call and you'd probably be like, "Can't today, John. I have a huge project due soon. Huge!" Then you'd go back to watching your fishing show. It's a nice thought, though.

    Or you could visit me in Spain, rich boy.


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