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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Forget Me Not

Lists are for wimps (this includes Schindler’s List—why couldn’t he just remember their names?). Shopping lists are very wimpy. With this said I sometimes keep forgetting essential items even though I have a supermarket in the bottom floor of my building. When I do commit to paper my list usually contains profanity and insults to spur my memory. Example: “Buy F#%¿ing TOOTH PASTE, you idiot!”

P.S. I have been logging some long hours on the piano these days. To what avail has yet to be determined. I plan to continue my assault on this instrument through the summer months to see if it is possible to rise above the “completely sucks” stage.

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