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Friday, February 12, 2016

Fighting for Respect

I had to take my case all the way to an international tribunal in The Hague but I’ve finally gained the coveted “Spanish Grandmother” status for my tortilla over the rather petty objections that I am neither Spanish nor a grandmother. Remember: winners never quit and quitters…well, quitters can just order this in a restaurant and it will probably be better than mine.


  1. You can find a very old video of my tortilla on my Youtube channel.

  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQWJC_vz_Bc


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