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Monday, March 18, 2013

Facebook: Where Shitty Greeting Cards Go to Die

Insert completely stupid inspirational message here.

On sale now and just in time for Valentine's Day or whatever made-up shopping holiday is nearest. Perhaps a completely inappropriate slogan like the NRA's famous, "I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands" would work here.

3 comments:

  1. How about, "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but if you are it helps to have 300 rounds of ammunition and an automatic weapon."

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  2. I would buy that inspirational greeting card.

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  3. Kittens McTavish!

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