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Monday, March 18, 2013

Facebook: Where Shitty Greeting Cards Go to Die

Insert completely stupid inspirational message here.

On sale now and just in time for Valentine's Day or whatever made-up shopping holiday is nearest. Perhaps a completely inappropriate slogan like the NRA's famous, "I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands" would work here.


  1. How about, "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but if you are it helps to have 300 rounds of ammunition and an automatic weapon."

  2. I would buy that inspirational greeting card.

  3. Kittens McTavish!


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