The Most Frequent Words Out of My Mouth

I tend to repeat myself so if you spend more than a couple of hours around me you'll probably hear one or more of these stock phrases.

1)      I’m starving.

2)      I need a damn drink.

3)      I should clean up around this shit hole.

4)      I thought penicillin was supposed to cure every damn thing.

5)      What color is supposed to make people look less fat?

6)    Don’t I get one phone call?

7)    Bartender, I was out in the parking lot throwing up when you made last call so it doesn't count.

8)    Can you spell that? (When asked at a police checkpoint to recite the alphabet backwards)