This is a joke that needs a bit in
the way of an introduction, which defeats the purpose of a joke, but here it
goes. I saw a clip from the 1970s TV series Kung Fu on my YouTube feed and the
first thing that popped into my head was how the PC police today would tear
that show a new asshole for cultural appropriation or whatever. Here’s my joke:
Did you know that the central character played by David Carradine was supposed to be half Chinese, but Carradine died from jerking off with a belt around his neck?
Post joke explaining: It’s like it doesn't matter that he did the Chinese version of wearing blackface (I’m sure that some sanctimonious twat has invented a name for this outrage), Carradine paid his debt to society with his ignominious exit to this world.
In closing, whenever I read about the death of someone famous, or famous enough to warrant a New York Times obituary, I jump directly to the cause of death. If there is no cause given, I automatically assume it was the result of auto-erotica asphyxiation.
Pelé died. RIP. Say hello to Mat. Regards, Ned.
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