These are a little late in coming, but I take this very
seriously, all in my effort to become a better human being.
1.
Make sure my shirt isn’t inside-out before I
present myself in public each day (my most ambitious resolution).
2.
For health issues, try to stay abreast of the
latest medical advances, the latest being “If you pick it, it will never heal.”
They may really be on to something with this one.
3.
If I have pizza for dinner, try not to eat all of
it, especially when there are three other people at the table sharing it.
4.
Try to be less judgmental about others, even if
they are freaking morons.
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