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Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Wait! What Did You Just Call Me?

Conversation with a friend while watching Valencia Club de FĂștbol and drinking a couple of beers.

Friend: You look good. Have you lost weight?

Me: Not really. I’m about the same weight as I’ve been for a while.

Friend: You’ve been fatter.

Me: Thanks, that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

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