“Better
late than never,” I’m here to say that “wise” old saying is bullshit. I think “never”
very often beats out “late” for many things. For example, for whatever reason I
finally felt compelled to read the instructions on my laundry detergent to
determine how much I should put in each load. Before—in typical Me fashion—I would
just slop in a very inexact and always varying amount. After reading the
instructions on the bottle I still have no freaking idea because it says
anywhere from one half to two caps of liquid detergent for a load, which was
exactly how much I was dumping in before without measuring.
So yeah, “never”
is definitely an option with regards to reading most instructions.
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