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Saturday, March 10, 2018

Question of the Day



It's official: I'm old and grumpy. I suppose that beating someone to death with their selfie stick was going a bit far, but they were between me and a cup of coffee that I desperately needed.

I’m no psycho-lologist, but there must be some explanation as to why almost all of my attempts at humor end in death or grave injury. As the great Jack Handy said, “Someone slipping on a banana peel is funny; someone choking to death on a banana peel is hilarious.”

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