Former big stars and now the kings of
direct to DVD turds, Nick Cage and Bruce Willis should try a new strategy for
choosing scripts because their current method—whatever the hell it is—has been a
complete failure. They’d have more luck walking into any café in L.A., picking
the first person they see with a laptop, and offer them $50,000 for any movie
script they have on their hard drive. If on the off chance the person they
choose doesn’t have a screen play on their computer, they should give them 30
minutes or so to write one. I guarantee they will have a better story than what
these two have managed in their last ten films.
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