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Friday, January 19, 2018

Action Zeroes



Former big stars and now the kings of direct to DVD turds, Nick Cage and Bruce Willis should try a new strategy for choosing scripts because their current method—whatever the hell it is—has been a complete failure. They’d have more luck walking into any cafĂ© in L.A., picking the first person they see with a laptop, and offer them $50,000 for any movie script they have on their hard drive. If on the off chance the person they choose doesn’t have a screen play on their computer, they should give them 30 minutes or so to write one. I guarantee they will have a better story than what these two have managed in their last ten films.

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