It takes a special breed of hombre to walk out of a crowded shopping mall carrying a toilet seat for all the world to see (you have to pay ten cents extra for a bag). But why would I hide it? I bought the best damn toilet seat money can buy (at least at Carrefour). As I was waiting in the cashier line I told the little boy behind me, “Es el mejor que hay (It’s the best there is)!” I was really hoping that someone I know would spot me as I walked out or as I rode home with it in the basket of the Valenbisi bike. No such luck so I’ll have to settle for posting a pic here.