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Monday, January 11, 2021

Final Days of Trump?

Desperately working to get to the bottom of the Capitol Insurrection, Fox News uncovers the seditious mastermind of the Antifa movement. A black dude did it! You have to wonder about police priorities when they arrest a black dude among hundreds, perhaps thousands of white slobs acting badly. Fox News went all-in on this ridiculous revelation with their entire stable of half-wit opinionists weighing in on it.
Fox News is on the Case
In a related matter, Fox News now says that it's possible the Capitol rioters were aided by Maoist Shining Path guerrillas from Peru. I did see a dude in the crowd wearing one of those Andean knit hats.
Or perhaps it was Al Qaeda? The fat hicks descending on the Capitol certainly would have made Al Qaeda proud in their attack on American ideals of democracy. Or was it Russia? Putin probably jerked off to the images from January 6, 2021.
Antifa infiltrators cleverly disguised as fat rednecks.


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