Justice Neil M. Gorsuch is a profoundly conservative jurist and
one of the two appointments President Trump has made to the Supreme Court that Republicans expected would
fundamentally shape it to their liking for a generation.
But on Monday, Justice
Gorsuch, 52, led the way on one of the most sweeping L.G.B.T.
rights rulings in the court’s history, protecting gay and transgender people from workplace
discrimination and confounding those who thought he would be a
reliable conservative on those issues.
The spot on the court left
open when Anthony Scalia died in a tragic incident involving a huge black
rubber fist (details redacted) should have been filled by then President Barack Obama,
but was denied him by Senator “Moscow Mitch” McConnell, a man who definitely
knows his way around rubber fists, if you know what I mean, and what I mean is
he has one planted deeply in his ass every waking moment which explains the
look on his face.
Perhaps liberals have a
sleeper on the Supreme Court? Perhaps if we heap enough praise on this newest
member of the court, we can sway him away from the dark side? Does he want to
be on the right side of history, or does he want to be a embittered and
thoroughly unhappy creep like Clarence Thomas AKA Silent Bob for his refusal to
speak because he knows that every word out of his mouth is a potential outrage?
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