Signs like these on closed businesses are quite common here. For
some reason people feel the need to let us in on why they aren’t at work yet
they leave out the interesting bits, like just what sort of personal reasons
they have for playing hooky. I’m always tempted to write a few guesses below
their message (and I always go with worst-case scenarios).
1. Diarrhea?
2. Sex Change Operation?
3. Abortion?
4. Drug Bust?
5. Auto-erotic asphyxiation mishap?
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