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Saturday, February 03, 2018

None of Our Damn Business

Signs like these on closed businesses are quite common here. For some reason people feel the need to let us in on why they aren’t at work yet they leave out the interesting bits, like just what sort of personal reasons they have for playing hooky. I’m always tempted to write a few guesses below their message (and I always go with worst-case scenarios).

1. Diarrhea?
2. Sex Change Operation?
3. Abortion?
4. Drug Bust?
5. Auto-erotic asphyxiation mishap?

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