4) Weight Loss?

I noticed the supermarket had toothpaste with “triple action.” I asked the lady if they had quadruple action. She just stared at me like she was waiting for someone to come along and throw a net over me but I thought it was a legitimate question. We can put a man on Mars but we can’t make quadruple action toothpaste? Our scientists suck. 

It just seems logical that if they have quadruple action toothpaste and you're only using triple action you are wasting your time, like doing a 30 minute work-out when you should be doing the 15 minute version.