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Thursday, February 06, 2014

Your Olympic Dream is My Nightmare

Like how during a tornado you're supposed to go down into your cellar, during these weeks every four years I avoid giving a passing glance at the TV in bars for fear of seeing ice dancing or some other abomination. Are the Winter Olympics over yet?


  1. Sarah and I watched the opening ceremonies and ridiculed the American uniforms. Ralph Lauren is a hero.

  2. I just can't do it this time around, I can't watch even a minute and not having to watch ice dancing will make it all worth it.

  3. Sarah and I watched a bit of ice dancing (hung over from too much rum drinking the night before) while in laying in bed at an A-Loft Hotel in Miami's Brickell neighborhood. We critiqued the announcers channeling catty teenage girls.


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