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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Emoticon of Death!

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That’s my attempt at creating a new emoticon that means “Stick It in Your Corn Hole,” or something to that effect.  To me Emoticons are more offensive than the most graphic profanity. For those who don’t know this, we already have something to express our emotions in print; it’s called the written word.  A keyboard shortcut is not much of a substitute for language unless you think that a colon and a parenthesis say the same things as…I don’t know, maybe, “I am deeply saddened by the news of your loss and my heart goes out to you and other family members who survived your husband’s tragic meth lab explosion.”

2 comments:

  1. People who use emoticons will go to the same dark cave in hell reserved for girls dot the "i" in their names* with a heart.

    *Names that by the way could work perfectlly well with a "y", like Suzy, Patty, etc.

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    1. Raging against emoticons is like trying to push back the waves.

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